The Form & Function Brief — Volume 1, Issue 2
The Form & Function Brief
Evidence Over Ego — Every Week
Tuesday, March 31, 2026 · Volume 1, Issue 2 · Dr. Ben, MD · @formandfunctionmd
In This Issue
01No Big Deal or Red Flag — You Fell on Your Outstretched Hand
02Tennis Elbow: Why the Exercise Nobody Prescribes Is the One That Actually Works
03Safety Officer Ben — Cold Water Is Not Your Friend, and It Moves Faster Than You Think
You Fell on Your Outstretched Hand. Now What?
It happens in a fraction of a second — a slip, a trip, a stumble — and your hand goes out instinctively to catch you. What happens next depends on what broke, and what didn't.

We call it a FOOSH in the orthopedic world — Fall on an Outstretched Hand. It's one of the most common mechanisms of upper extremity injury I see, and it covers a wide spectrum from a minor sprain you'll forget about in a week to a fracture that needs surgery before the swelling sets in. The problem is that the pain level immediately after impact is a terrible predictor of which category you're in. I've seen patients walk into my office with distal radius fractures they've been "resting" for a week because it "didn't seem that bad," and I've seen people convinced they've shattered their wrist who have nothing more than a bruised palm.

The anatomy matters here. When you land on an outstretched hand, you're loading the wrist, forearm, and sometimes the elbow simultaneously. The two most common serious injuries are a distal radius fracture — the end of the forearm bone at the wrist — and a scaphoid fracture, which is a small bone in the wrist that sits just beneath your thumb. The scaphoid is the one that concerns me most, because it can have a normal X-ray initially, minimal swelling, and pain that seems manageable — and then go on to a painful nonunion months later if it's not caught and immobilized early.

No Big Deal — Monitor at Home
  • Pain and swelling that improves steadily over 48–72 hours
  • Full or near-full range of motion by day two or three
  • Able to bear weight on the palm without sharp pain
  • No numbness or tingling in the fingers
Red Flag — Get Evaluated Same Day
  • Visible deformity or the wrist looks different than the other side
  • Pinpoint tenderness directly over the scaphoid — the "anatomical snuffbox" at the base of the thumb
  • Numbness or tingling in any fingers immediately after the fall
  • Pain that is not improving at all after 72 hours of rest and ice
  • Any open wound over the wrist from the fall

The anatomical snuffbox point is worth memorizing. Press your thumb back and look at the hollow that forms between the tendons on the back of your wrist, just below the thumb base. Tenderness there after a fall means scaphoid fracture until proven otherwise — even if the X-ray looks clean. That's the case where I order an MRI, not because I'm being cautious, but because the evidence is clear that a missed scaphoid fracture is a far bigger problem than a few extra days in a splint.

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Tennis Elbow: Why the Exercise Nobody Prescribes Is the One That Actually Works
Lateral epicondylitis has more treatment options than almost any other condition I manage. That should be a good sign. It isn't.

There's a principle in medicine that I've come to trust over twenty-seven years: when a condition has forty different treatments, none of them truly works. Tennis elbow is the textbook case. Rest, ice, bracing, physical therapy, cortisone injections, PRP, dry needling, ultrasound therapy, surgery — the list is long because the results are mediocre across all of them. The honest answer, the one that frustrates patients but is well-supported in the literature, is that lateral epicondylitis resolves in the vast majority of cases with time, regardless of what you do. Most treatments are taking credit for natural resolution.

"When a condition has forty different treatments, none of them truly works. Tennis elbow is the textbook case."

That said, there is one intervention with genuine evidence behind it — eccentric loading of the wrist extensors. Not concentric strengthening, not passive stretching, not a brace. Eccentric loading: contracting the muscle while it lengthens. The protocol is simple — you use the unaffected hand to lift a light weight to the top position, then slowly lower it using the affected hand and wrist only over three to five seconds. That slow, controlled lengthening phase is what drives tendon remodeling. The Tyler Twist with a FlexBar operates on the same principle. A light dumbbell does the same job.

What I tell my tennis elbow patients: the goal is not pain elimination — it's load tolerance. Done consistently, eccentric loading three times per day over six to twelve weeks produces measurable improvements in pain and function. It also requires that you keep using the arm, which is the opposite of what every instinct tells you when something hurts. The evidence supports movement. The evidence does not support another cortisone injection if the first one didn't hold. That's the conversation most patients aren't getting, and it's one I want to have here.

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Cold Water Is Not Your Friend, and It Moves Faster Than You Think
Most people significantly underestimate how quickly cold water exposure impairs judgment and physical function. As a surgeon who has treated cold water injuries, here is the timeline that changes how I plan every water-adjacent trip.

There is a common assumption that cold water immersion is a drowning risk. It is — but the mechanism most people imagine is wrong. The instinct is to think of someone getting cold, getting tired, and eventually going under. The clinical reality is faster and more disorienting than that. Cold water shock — the involuntary gasp response triggered by sudden immersion in water below roughly 60 degrees Fahrenheit — happens in seconds, not minutes. It can cause immediate inhalation of water, cardiac arrhythmia, and a complete loss of controlled movement, all before the water temperature has had any time to lower your core body temperature. This is the phase most people don't plan for, and it is the phase most likely to kill you.

What follows cold water shock, if you survive it, is swimming failure. The muscles of the hands, forearms, and feet — the extremities — lose coordinated function within minutes in cold water. A healthy, strong swimmer cannot swim effectively in 50-degree water for more than about ten minutes. This is not a fitness issue. It is a physiological response to peripheral vasoconstriction that cannot be trained away. You cannot out-swim cold water. What you can do is never be in it unprotected — which means the flotation decision has to be made before you leave the dock, not after you're in the water.

"You cannot out-swim cold water. The flotation decision has to be made before you leave the dock, not after you're in the water."

This is the framing I bring to every water-based excursion our family takes, and it's the lens through which I evaluate every piece of protection we carry. In the coming weeks I'll go deeper into the specific categories of protection that address each phase of cold water exposure — shock, swimming failure, and hypothermia — and why the sequence matters as much as the individual pieces. For now, the single most important principle: the window between entry and incapacitation in cold water is short enough that any protection requiring deliberate action after immersion is too late.

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